I am a female, transgender, non-binary, black woman, otherkin, lesbian God with a dick. On the SJW ladder, I reign supreme. When you see my messages imagine they are being screamed through a megaphone three inches from your ear. Now as a woman I can hang out with young children of both sexes without anyone getting suspicious. My preferred pronouns are your awesomeness, your holiness, your greatness, OMG, and Oh my God. And by twitter rules, you must refer to me by my preferred pronouns.
Also, you are all women to me. I'll trust you alone with any children.