BTW - were you a researcher for dreary-sounding, upcoming channel 4 paedo-drama `secret life` - in which a basically decent paedo tries to fight his urges (yawn! yawn!)

First law of Quantum Pedophilia - he can't have been a pedophile since he was caught - he was obviously just a plain old sex-offender. Thought you had this sussed apple, pedophiles only do good and never harm little girls.


In Secret Life, the actor, 32, plays Charlie, a swimming coach convicted of having sex with three young girls, who is trying to rebuild his life and curb his vile desires after being released from prison...

If you can find me using the word 'vile' in any of my posts you get a toffee-apple apple, but it is the Sun, better write-up in the Guardian.

http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,,2047349,00.html

Three young girls, however, sounds familiar ....


Moth