I've pointed this out so many times before.

The Earth is flat. The Sun goes around the Earth which is the center of the universe and is only 7,000 years old. Don't eat pork because god said that it's dirty. (Well, it is, but it's easily cleaned.) Don't kill unless I say (uh... I mean, god says...) to kill. There is only one god and that is allah, jehova, jesus, or pope john.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

All men are created equal. Except... some men, all women, and all children.

Congress shall make no law... (First)

The right of the people ... shall not be infringed. (Second)

Your (aircraft/boat/car/home/life) is completely insured except your (aircraft/boat/car/home/life).

Your money is safe with us. It's free, too.

Society is full of fuckyou's.