Swaggart!

I was fascinated with his supreme pride back in the day. "Mother Theresa needs to get her act together."

Meanwhile, he's jackin' off with tissues in the corner of hotel rooms to that song "I Like To Watch".

So many heathens, both protestant and catholic. Where's our clearly deserved holy admiration for 12-year-old pregnant mothers like Mary?

Was God a pedophile? Should Chris Hansen have told Him to take a seat? SO CONFUSED!

Then again, I was just a donkey who posted here.

Ride me, Mary. Ride me hard!