You wrote a poem for/about Tucker Carlson? Did you really?

With all due respect, if this is what you are doing in your free time - you need to get out more, and not even for fun. Like, "touch grass" level of getting out.
If I knew you, I would invite you over for a drink. You need to spend time with another person; you have spent too much time alone if this is what you are resorting to!