She told me I needed to touch grass.

I later agreed, and realized she *really* meant that I had not been lurking at the local park playground enough recently. I'm typing from there right now, and the kiddies have awakened me to my true purpose.

I'VE NEVER FELT SO TURNED ON, SPONTANEOUS IN URGES, AND TOTALLY ALIVE!!!

ARRRRGH!!! Consequences be DAMNED!!

Thanks for freeing me, lemon.