Non-breeding females"?? You are joking, right? You do realize that there is a difference between dogs in a kennel and women, right?
Here, you sound like every teen boy ever who bullies girls...
Regardless, what on earth is "naturally hetero"? As opposed to unnaturally hetero? Lol.
I do not watch much stand up, so you will have to fill me in... who are these jaded comediennes to which you refer, and why would their sex be the definitive factor rather than their jadedness? IOW, why would an old jaded man be funny but an old jaded woman not? And is there a different threshold for what indicates a jaded outlook for men and women? Finally, is being jaded really a negative, as its connotation suggests?