I NEVER NEVER NEVER told you to commit a felony! I asked you when you were taking her out on a first date, and informed you that texting does not constitute a relationship. Most girls would agree with me. A man actually has to do something. Writing words of love on a screen doesn't count as doing something. YOU said yourself, "dating is not illegal". Are you rescinding that statement, changing your position now? Because for arguments sake, you are now claiming that's a felony.
I don't think being a carny, and having an interest in filmmaking, without sag/aftra affiliation, counts as decades of "show business experience", as you imply you have. And I don't think "taking advantage of groupies" is something to brag about. True, I have never taken advantage of groupies, so I've never gotten bored with it. And no, I don't get fan mail from beautiful young ladies. What I get instead is their sincere expressions of gratitude, their enduring admiration, and their confessions to me, quietly spoken in private, that they are impressed by what I do and how I've been there for them... They never met anyone before me who genuinely cared. I don't need fan mail.

Your marriage (assuming it was irl and not on a video game, since you think texting is what you call a real relationship) was to a fully developed, yet naive, teen woman (which makes me wonder what kind of pedophile you are, it sounds more opportunistic than pedophilic) only lasted 2 years. So you got your * wet with an 18yr old woman (am I supposed to be impressed?) until she had to live with you and it only took her 2 years to get sick of your crap and leave you. That's a record.

Who's mocking me? I've been tried, tested, and proven true. I've held strong, maintained my convictions, and lived with integrity through things nobody else could imagine, and I did it on my own, without needing anybody else there to do so much as give me a friendly word. If anyone wants to mock me, I could not care less. I'm never bothered by the inconsequential murmurings of gossipers and those who don't have enough self respect to respect someone like me.

And funny you should mention the begging thing... Aren't you the one who was soliciting? Begging for a sponsorship deal? Where was *I* begging for money? Which post?
And as far as rude and uncivilized... You don't think that mocking me, especially behind my back (I'm assuming you're referring to DMs between you and other members) is rude and uncivilized? What about accusing me of crimes that I didn't commit, like you have here? There's a lot I could point to that is rude and uncivilized, offending your ego with a dose of reality is not one of them. It's just honest.
I told you the truth in the last email. Apparently, the truth hurts.

PS. What happened to your statement "end of conversation"? You sure seem invested in keeping the conversation going, and I don't think taking over the message board is the appropriate place. Email me if you have more to say.
My apologies to everyone for the length of this post.