Looks like somebody's jealous

Who said I've never been married? I was from 1999-2001 (she was a gorgeous teen model I met while touring with the carnival, and we got married the day she turned 18), since it's so much business of yours. Knowing my predilections, I have always felt it best to not father children. You already know I am not currently single, but apparently my relationship doesn't fit your definition of "legit" because I'm not crossing state lines and travelling 1000 miles to commit a felony with a 12-year-old schoolgirl (that's literally what you advised via email). Giving unsolicited advice is rude and uncivilized, especially when you really don't know who you're talking to. I'll give you a hint: When you have also had decades of show business experience, when taking advantage of "groupies" is no longer a novelty, and when you frequently get fan mail from beautiful young ladies, maybe your advice will mean something. When you're begging for money to start a (possibly illegal) "dating site" that GirlChat members are already mocking, not so much. Cheers!