RIP Jimmy Carter.

Rats, I was secretly hoping for a Jimmy, Bill and Joe triple-play a few days before the inauguration. A one and done event, maybe followed by Obama getting his big toe caught in an underwater pool drain Jan 21, a Hillary raid Jan 22, a Cheney mishap while oiling an old revolver Jan 23, a Fauci fall down the stairs Jan 24, a Soros private plane crash Jan 25, Schwab smelling like tartare-de-boeuf as he releases the hounds Jan 27, and Gates losing in a fight with a swarm of his Africn GMO ebola mosquitos Jan 28.

Guess I was hoping for too much:p

Eh, who am I kidding? I have no hard feelings toward Jimmy. At least his heart was always in the right place and that is a rare and admirable thing.

Besides, if not for ol' Jimmy, I never would have been yelled at repeatedly by dad when I'd be freezing cold and trying to turn the thermostat up to a blazing 67 degrees, nor would I have ever played one of my favorite video games rescuing hostages as a kid:

https://archive.org/details/a2_Choplifter_1982_Broderbund#loading

Ah, memories, lighting the corners of my mind. You meant well, sir.

Safe journey, Mr. peanut. Safe journey.

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Or
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