I do believe you are on the right track.
We have Un-Paired Youth Oriented Unrequited Romance Syndrome, or U.P.Y.O.U.R.S.
We need to take to the streets with a raised fist U.P.Y.O.U.R.S. logo!
That'll make 'em listen!
They'll have to comply, because they need us more than we need them!
(I heard that from some union members once, so it must be true.)