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I've Been Murdered By Xi Jinping!

Posted by Eeyore on Saturday, September 03 2022 at 04:08:18AM

Seriously. Go look.

Apparently, like my ancient racist white-Eeyore sigpic, AA Milne stuff is public domain (wasn't under one of those magical permanent Warner Bros. copyrights).

I always knew I couldn't trust that ass-kissing beta sidekick of his, Piglet. Hundred acres of wood, and yet that little biology class dissection candidate was still always coming around my area all the way over here, bein' all friendly and non-threatening-like, nonchalantly asking me about my daily routine. Red flag. No pun intended.

Now Pooh has buried me in the fucking garden apparently. I feel like the black guy in an 80's Hollywood horror film.

Or my ultimate princess Karen's pet mouse on the Brit Outnumbered.

Look at that new film preview!

*screeching* LOOK AT IT!!

I am dead. DEAD! They have killed me, those fucking COMMIES:*(

In the words of the Red Dawn dad, "AVENGE MEEE!!"


• ( https link ) Karen, Outnumbered, Buries Her Pet Mouse

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