..which is beside the point. I'm actually not lying.

They're in a secret BL relationship, Pooh & Piglet. They secretly hated me all these many decades. Now they screw with GC posts and insinuate the identities of all the former nics they already killed off here long ago. Who ya think ya foolin?

I mean, look at the fucking trailer to the film. It takes place in a coniferous temperate forest for Christsake! I don't claim to be the greatest at botany or geography or dandruffchronology, but tell me, where the fuck in all of Merry Old England are there any coniferous forests!?!? Christopher Robin is not gay, just English. He grew up in England with tall itchy socks and rabbits, not hiking boots and bigfoots. Why are there pine trees everywhere?

First they fenced me in here at GC and played reeducation recordings night and day.

Now? They've bought up Hollywood and killed me off by destroying a pleasant children's classic. The warning signs are everywhere, bruv.

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