Britney Spears Not Disappointing The Paparazzi!

Fresh off her legal win, it turns out, she's err, yeah, possibly a little nuttier than a freakin' fruitcake.

I fear for her, and the way they zero in on such people for their own financial profit. My literal fear is they will eventually drive her into her grave. How many times does it have to happen?

I just hope it doesn't happen before she reveals which Hollywood bigwigs asked her to wear her Mousketeer ears during the, um, "finalizing" of the contract, and which one asked her to tickle his anus while calling him Miriam.

Somebody please protect that woman.