Xi was a little smug with me on New Year's eve...

He was gloating a bit as we sat on our favorite log together next to the stream. He bragged about how he told the world there were no covid cases to speak of in his land, how there were mass in person celebrations, that he has complete control over the reality that the rest of the world sees, and that by this time next year his stock in premium golden honey will be so high that he can enslave the western world into bee keeping for him, and that anyone who misbehaves and doesn't take the honeycomb shot will have their social credit plummet. All while bragging about soon taking Tigger's Taiwan.

Oh, bother...

What a boorish punch up he's become.