...if one vapes mirrorcrystal, not only does everybody live, but it doesn't even cause chernobyl_preserve_effect.
Y'all fuckers are too stupid to live.
I could freeze out the planet in months...if the high-surface-area methane laser mirror "gets swiftly remodeled." This is the only scenario - attainable, quickly - in which anything on the planet lives.
Police, landlord, petroleum/automotive, and school abolition would probably cause others to undertake much slower repair, more or less immediately. I prefer "enjoy the zero dollar value of real estate and sign the crap on top over to the rez" backed by neutron_toaster. :)
Literally none of this was okay, or any good.