LOL

I personally like certain hair, but it's got a weird name that I can never remember. It tends to be very light and thin. Girls shaving prior to puberty is a travesty.

Pizza. Sighh... I've had to part ways with this dear friend. Half a century of it at least once a week does that, I suppose. Oh, the cheese-filled crust for frozen all the way. Loved that. For some reason, nearly all frozen food has an entire salt-shaker's worth of sodium in it. For all the elderly as well as the bachelor-freaks who never get married for various reasons, this reliance on pre-packaged conveniently shortens their lives to lessen the burden on society.

I'm not gigantically obese or anything, but this medical crowd apparently advises three ounces of meat for a meal. For a big dude, that's hysterical. Why not just tell me to eat leaves like Buggs Bunny.