Here, I'll write my own.

Agent X-Ray is an extremely dangerous, awful, and malicious pedophile who is quite obviosly a threat to the entire world and we hate him. He lives in a town we believe is called Suburbia, in Spook City, USA. He enjoys the "company" (which we're assuming is Latin for "crimes against humanity") of girls aged 5-10. While his real name has never been stated, he has claimed to be Space Godzilla on several occasions. We're still looking into this. This crusty bastard is too obsessed with punk rock and zombies to even think correctly.

Quote:

Agent X-Ray
"LOL PUNX LOLOL!!!!11!"

See what we mean? We're also assuming that this quote can be used to sum up all of pedo-kind in a nutshell like every other rediculous quote we'vew pulled out of our asses. He can't post a topic on GC without it eventually rocketing violently off topic into conversations about the movie "The Return of the Living Dead", which is his favorite, or so he claims. He's tryed to quite smoking cigarettes on several occasions, but we here at wikisposuer know that it's because he likes little girls. Because as we all know, tobacco and sexual attraction are one in the same.

Additional, obviously extremely important Bullshit

- Has a mohawk
- Likes teh punx
- favorite band is T.S.O.L.
- plays a bass
- says "bitchin-rad" a lot
- spells things wrong
- might kill you

If you have any addtional useless facts to clog the space above, please contact NASA us. Oh yeah, and he's a pedophile.