1. Do you think you are some sort of unelected community "knight" wielding a rather twisted sword on our behalf?

2. During your childhood were you ever visited by a man with a long white beard who informed you that of all God's people you were the chosen one?

3. Do you think your one man campaign has helped our community or that your frequently disjointed arguments and changes of standpoint have made us look stupid?

4. Are you aware that reading your serial autohagiography wastes a lot of other peoples valuable time?

I have nothing against you (or anyone for that matter) personally; these are just questions I want to ask based on my observation of your behavior.