I have always maintained a healthy habit of lying about my personal details on this forum. Perhaps over the years some have caught my lies when I've contradicted myself, but I really don't care because anyone NOT lying here is a dumbass.

Over there, I'll refine my skills even further. Here, I've always said I live in GA (nice place, have visited there once or twice actually.... or have I? :) so over there I think I'll live in... Hmmm.. Florida seems nice. Yes, I think I'll be from Florida, lol. What shall my career be? I think I'll teach Kindergarten. That sounds great.

And WHY don't I care about making up my lies publicly? Well, cuz they might be the whole truth for all anyone knows. Maybe I am a teacher from Florida. Hmm.. Maybe I should be a cop instead, that could prove interesting, lol. At any rate, I don't care because it's stupid to ever give any REAL personal details anyway. Well, I mean, except for the real details you mix in with the bullshit to keep the trail cold.

Fun, isn't it? :)


-BB