"Why is it that nearly every bible-thumping Christian I meet feels the need to tell me I'm going to hell after I reveal to them I'm an agnostic? Leave me the fuck alone. Keep your religion to yourself...I certainly try to keep mine to myself."

Ooh, this one burns me up. How DARE they. Here's what I say to them: "My soul's "salvation" is MY responsibility, and my relationship with God (if I choose to have one) is MINE to negotiate, thank you very much. Now kindly fuck off."

"Why is it that the only American that can pull-off a British accent is Mike Myers and the only Brit that can pull-off an American accent is Gary Oldman?"

Gary Oldman is British? Damn, I didn't even know that. :-)


Stand and Be True,
Enigma