I have about two weeks left of my probationary period.

Don't expect to get into chat any time soon. You must post for months before you can request chat access. If the Administration team does not feel you have posted enough, then we will not register you for chat.

Posters who post on a regular basis for at least 3 months can request access.

Finally, I am aware that our FAQ is out of date and does not reflect our current chat requirements.

The main problem is that these forums tend to cater to men who just have some gooey emotional connection with a pretty girl who lives across the street.

A "Gooey" emotional connection? Does this mean you do not have any emotional or spiritual connection to girls? Some of us have a deep love and affection for girls, in addition to our physical attractions.

Kero