...shape-shift into a lizard during those intimate happytime sessions. It's just sorta my kink.

I know that's part of their lore by sone who hate monarchy, but it's really hard to imagine a reptilian in disguise when you're looking at a sweet little girl. There's definitely no webbing between those cute little toes. Rest assured, I've done extensive and strictly professional research just to make sure.

I do get the feeling she's already started sprouting, however. They seem to physically mature so early these days:*\

I have a theory that girls kept on a strict vegan diet don't fully hit puberty until about 27, but I'm told these royal Brit types historically eat liver and sheep stomachs and all of that nearly from birth. Too much nutrition brings on the puffies and the curlies too soon.