Grooming, sweet-talking, and misdirected trust that always results in failed promises and ruin for them.

"Come on, baby. You're a superstar. No no, put down that big rock baby! I'm your friend, remember? No, I'm serious. You're gonna have your own country one day, promise. Seriously, baby. Just do me this one more favor. See that guy over there? No, stop looking at Turkey, baby. HEY! Over here. Look at me. See that Persia guy over there? I need you to do me just this one more favor, ok? Here's a buncha artillary & weapons & shit. Just make sure you use 'em all only on him, though. Oh, come on baby. Where's that smile I like?"

Our biggest haters always seem to have the biggest reasons to chickety-check themselves.