"Sigh... Yes, Eeyore?"
https://www.bellenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Shirley-Temple-found-fame-as-a-child-star-in-the-1930s-in-films-like-Bright-Eyes-Stand-Up-and-Cheer-and-Curly-Top.jpg


But when I do, it's a Stiller Shirley Temple!
https://www.thetakeout.com/img/gallery/stillers-soda-review-a-near-perfect-10-from-ben/taste-test-stillers-shirley-temple-1759140847.jpg


"Ooh, that does look yummy."
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/2AK8XC5/child-star-shirley-temple-on-set-candid-during-filming-of-now-and-forever-1934-director-henry-hathaway-paramount-pictures-2AK8XC5.jpg


(Then you find out 7-Up made a plastic 2-liter bottle of the same flavor already, but just ignore that part!)

*Snap, Fizz...*

The GL'er thirst quencher!