...a good pummeling and some instant justice.

That reminds me why despite my preference for addressing grievances through a fair and non-corrupt legal court system (I know a perfect one could never exist)...

I nevertheless always got a discrete level of satisfaction from some of those videos out of Russia and a few other countries, where some village drunk has gone wayyy over the line this time, and it's just time for people to really give him the old-fashioned what-for. I always remember the idiot who got into a tractor while piss-drunk and was driving it around the town, crashing into multiple cars. Funny as hell to see, but probably a little less funny to those who had been dealing with Yuri's drunken antics for years. Yanno, at some point people deserve what's been coming to them from the townspeople for a very long time if he refuses to get himself help.

Two big Russian dudes got up on the tractor after he finally crashed, and beat the living snot out of him, with cheers from the crowd. And I am sure that when the police finally got there, he was grateful to see them, but somehow nobody in the crowd got a good look at the two guys who climbed into the cab of the tractor. What a shame.

I can think of several who would have that sort of justice coming to them after years of making life difficult for everyone else, and the guy who purposely vomited all over that dad and daughter would also probably fit the bill, since you don't reach that level of mayhem-instigator unless you've been getting away with it since forever. In that guy's case, I'm thinking of a rambunctious sports crowd of say, the Philadephia variety could cure him very quickly. Put those liberty bell hooligans to good use for once!