Well protesting DOES pay 200 bucks a day..

That's the starting rate from the bankrolling billionaires, if you're at least willing to dress up and throw chunks of cement I guess. I didn't read the contractual obligations for starting positions, but see my guy in his 40's on the kid-size bmx bike post. He's gonna be out there for SURE. 200 bucks buys a whole lot of bumps and pints of chocolate milk when the system is hopelessly rigged against your natural preference to be a punk-azz-parasite. Who needs any passionate beliefs? You just go along with the latest cause-du-jour and keep on tryin' to smash the state. You get paid to break stuff. Finally, a job for your own skill set. I think the guy who pretends to be this guy online only gets about half that rate, but still not a bad gig.

That's probably not Greta, though. I suspect she got the early warning her climate change cause was sinking like a faux-köttbullar in a pot of halal gravy in July. Then Palestine was where it was at (looking at my watch). Until it wasn't. She'll either get it eventually or decide to keep playing the role. After all, I'm pretty sure the pay is more than 200/day.

Heyy, don't diss those teenager jobs either. They build character and life skills. To paraphrase comedian Louis CK, "Maan, this job sucks!" RIGHT!! That's why we give them to YOOOU!!