Prior Derby arrangements.

Might be late to chat this weekend. Somebody at Churchill told me there's a young thoroughbred filly who's into older sugar donkeys and that her teeth are spectacular. If things go well we might decide to kick it in her stall after the race. (I just hope the performance enhancers they shot in her ass have worn off by then. These jumpy athletic three-year-olds can get pret-ty moody when they're coming down.)

Truth be told tho, this old swayback doesn't mind a little hindkick in the undercarriage just before doing his job. It gets my mind in the game. Wink wink, say no more?

Just wish I could see the look on her owner's face when that stud he paid for produces a mule. Giddy-up, my little equine cupcake.

Oh yeah, GC turns 25 years old on Tuesday. Hopefully the rent doesn't run out on us before then:( Everyone come and pay your respects if you're so inclined. This weekend could be our last hoorah for the chat. Who knows. Chat registration is instant for Openchat.

Perhaps the moderators will make a board thread with well-wishes on chatters' behalf? Seems like a cool idea just this once.