Never accept free Swedish Fish from a passing little stranger in kitten ears. If you have sensitivities and they're laced with red dye number 40, you might forget where you are, panic and black out during a game of Marco Polo.

You will find yourself being rescued from the shallow end by his majesty's junior lifeguard squad, followed by a bunch of judgmental old-monied hebephiles standing over you and your deflated horsey ring, squinting up at them in the blazing tropical sun:(