I saw the adorable preparatory Goldblum photo. You were probably like twelve then.

Sooo definitely cute back then. Starry-eyed and all-enthusiasm. I think there were even dimples in that fresh face. How could a GL'er NOT be charmed by such traits?

What happened in the intervening years? You look like an emaciated and anemic plasticine fembot now:(

And nothing you convey appears genuine at all. It ALL looks scripted and practiced.

Should there be anything honest and true still left within you? Then here is honest advice:

Run away.