It's already Alice Day somewhere.

Who shows up to keep you company at various times of the day is a gamble.

Leave your calling card before you leave if nobody else was there.

Eeyore's own beloved classics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTvNIxeipqs

"ALLL MIMSY were the borogoves!"

Sideways heart goes after link, despite html ban.