Where were your tugboats, Baltimore??

Buncha failed mind-fuck bullshit.

Seriously, where were your tugboats, Baltimore??

The dumb-people see this as planned:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=gBKkqoKv7Xg

Also, I've hated Julia Roberts since *forever*, on a deeper level than I ever realized even existed within my soul. Fuck everything she's ever done with her horse teeth, and all the female offspring relatives I ever temporarily got drawn into for lame brief flourishings of supposed talent.

They were never talented.

Obama killed his gay chef lover.