With all the talk of makeup as well as publications drumming up controversy from time to time, dolling-up young girls to look like "ladies of the night" for occasional "controversial" public panic-attack-attention, something finally dawned on me.

However, I wasn't sure how to express it at a level everyone everywhere could understand.

My thought was, "Aww, come on with all these stupid adult sexualizations, man. They're girls. I'm drawn to 'em because I like GIRLS!"

An old Mitch Hedberg line came to mind, though I couldn't find the version I really wanted. He liked ritz crackers because they're crackers, not because you could glam them up with other stuff that obscures what they really are. Unfortunately, I could not find the version I remembered. It went something like:

"Aw, come on man. You're crackers. I like you because I like crackers. Just be yourself."

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Tz3Bbaztgrw

THAT'S how most true girl lovers feel about girls.