Been focusing on my side hustle, peddling discounted makeup from my trenchcoat to financially strapped little girls, in the alleyways near various Sephora shops. The sad part is, they've had so much freakish sex-ed in public school by now, that when I whip open my coat, they just roll their eyes unimpressed, then scoff at my selections of glitter eye shadow and flavored lip balms, pointedly asking why I don't have Drunk Elephant. What a way to hurt a fella:(

"Death of a Flasher"

Ohh, society.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?