Curiously, you're now also the main targets of Big Pharma adverts.
This VALIDATES you.
Will you be able to put two and two together?
Meh, probably not, especially2 when it no longer equals four.
(Visual scenes of inspiring sentimental beauty.)
"Reported side effects are constipation, sudden death, self-removal of arm, leg, or other appendage, self-loathing, mass murder, and feeding oneself feet-first into a wood chipper."
(Visual scene of previously awkward schoolkid being praised by her adoring classmates.)