Dear Crown Royal:

Stop shopping yourselves to different advertisising groups like a whore searching for acceptance.

You are Canadian, and my American dad imprinted on you in the 1950's.

I have a lot of purple velvet sacs, but it is your dignity, propped by your past, which ought to be taking precedent. Fire anyone not holding true to the thing that makes you money out of that earned past.

They are actively destroying you.