[call to arms]

Something strange - in the US, kids seem to wear more clothes at the beach than adults. I know right! But lets not grab the red phone just yet, and be thoughtful about this. First, coffee.

At best, something is off.

US posters, does this not alarm you? Does it bother you? Omg, do you even notice it?

Sorry, that was uncalled for, ofcourse you US peeps've noticed it. You have such keen noticing-capabilities. It probably looks like some sick social experiment, up close over there. Jesus. You poor sods, you dont deserve this. Anything I can get for you? Five Roses?