GirlChat #742914
another alternative
Posted by
Baldy on 2023-June-25 00:45:31 EDT, Sunday
I've never heard of Papa Murphy's Pizza before. The idea of Irish branded pizza seems a little odd to me, too.
But I found this commercial, and ... what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzjLsBq-gww
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[Shows a hot little girl]
Papa Murphy's $5 faves are HOT!
(She looks like a GREAT deal at $5)
[More footage of girl at home, representing a daughter?]
Because you bake all those fresh pizza ingredients in your own oven...
(Is she saying what I think she's saying? Apparently yes, a daughter.)
[More footage of hot girl]
...and you can taste the difference.
(taste her, you say?)
[hot girl is sad]
When it cools a little, of course.
(So, how old does she have to be?)
Papa Murphy's $5 faves - fresh home-baked ingredients that defy a $5 pizza.
Fill your table with it almost TOO hot from your oven - Papa Murphy's faves for just $5 every day. Fresh baked, fresh made, LOVE at 425 degrees.
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Is Papa Murphy's advertising incest?