Preferably told with an evil South Park Mickey voice, revealing who she had to have sex with in Hollywood back in tha day to set her off on her bonkers trip, with me & Dissident seeing danger zone & plotting to bag her clearly wiser, yet personality-vacuous younger sis instead, pre-prego.

"The Lookback!"

(Okay, Diss was hotter for Zoey's dopey friend and I was hotter for the late-comer, but we still thought her better than her crazy older sis:p )