So, somewhere in time there was this dwarf. I don't dislike dwarfs. In fact, I find they tend to lift my spirits. They are a pleasant thought.
However... this music was about a dwarf who desired and sought out a princess. He had a positive opinion of himself, hence his gusto to seek out said princess.
Unfortunately, there was apparently a mirror in the vicinity of the wealthy princess.
Upon seeing his own image for the first time, the formerly confident dwarf.. killed himself.
(insert woke suicide hotline here.)
Alas, it was sort of a bummer. I was touched (heynow), and thought the music might be great, but it was merely meh.
I will not give up the classical quest.