Damned Germans. Grrr..

So I hear them all bellyaching about how "Ohh, we shall have nein heat this winter! We must save our money, be impeccably on time, unt burn our trash to remain warm!"

Meanwhile, the one fucking thing I rely on from these people is nowhere to be found. Well, other than my 40-dollar-per-can "special" auto fluids. Why are they special? Nobody knows, they just are.

Let me be frank. I cannot find my preferred variety of wasa crispbread ANYWHERE lately. One simple thing I rely upon you pagan horde for, and you can't even come through on that. You people disgust me. Thank your Merkel for me, that travesty political gift who will keep on giving you headaches and pain for years to come, if not decades.

I ask your nation, wtf am I going to do now, Germany? Switch to fucking RITZ? >:/