2022. Time to burn pumkin-spice women @ the stake.

So it's been 4 or 5 years now. The pumpkin spice obsession has run its course, been turned into annoying greeting-card-store candles, and October television commercials by giant corporations who secretly wish to kill you.

As such, it is time to stop feeling guilty about the crafted emotional torture delivered to any online women who still tout the 80's hairdo feelgood wonders of this incredibly over-sold, and over-rated flavor.

The world is done with pumkin-spice.

Anger is a gift. Show no mercy.