Where even?

while nevertheless being utterly filthy

You are on a roll as usual. Sorry to interject.

During my PPL training for my helicopter license (I failed) the instructor said something that sticks with me to this day: "flying is like balancing two marbles on top of each other"

a young girlfriend who knows how to carry herself a little more properly, and how to reject improper advances

Id sooner fly a chopper than achieve that

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It sucks that we havent met in chat for a while (months). I so miss your company and attitude. Ugh, well, summer is coming. I made a lot of dough this winter, and im going to spend it all in a degenerative way. Probably by eating potato chips and watching reruns of Oprah Winfrey episodes