...a couple of years ago and has a body double now. Really does not look like him.

I also think his sister is hot and wish I knew her when she was around 9 or 10. So she's probably a psychopath, so what.

In my fantasy I'm a spy crossing NK lines to gain intelligence for the loli-pedo underground. I lose my map of the supreme dear leader compound, taking a wrong turn. My radio doesn't work because the signal is blocked. She soon discovers me hiding among her stuffed animals, locks me with pink furry hello kitty shackles to the colorful bedroom wall of her life-size barbie dream house, calls in her two young girlfriends, places her young hands on her hips, and says with a twinkle and a devilish smirk:

"We have ways of making you talk..."

♪Bowm-chicka-bowm-BOWM!♫