I've reached that age where time is warped slower.

See, I think of original Dexter as being maybe 2 years ago. Soon I'll be like the older people I used to make fun of.

You kids today and your World of Warcraft. There's not even any asteroids to shoot at or dragons to slay with a giant arrow key.

Actually, some young whippersnapper was letting me play his Occulus last summer and had to keep instructing me what to do. I thought I fell off a cliff during miniature golf and tripped over a non-VR patio chair.