I ate Kraft Singlesin eggs b4 bed the other night.

Cheese doing what it does to my dreams, I found myself back on the east coast but still confronting west coast wildfires. I was abandoning my parents' car from my teen years, phoning my old friends to meet me at a safe location up the road, and saving anonymous fat-women by diving on them inside houses just before the forest fires around us created fire explosions that shattered all the house windows. It was actually kinda cool, and I woke up feeling good.

Thanks, megacorp Kraft.