Scottish schoolgirls boycot unisex toilets

You walk into our potty, and you say you're feeling spotty, but you canny sit your fanny when your name is really Danny.

Personally, I always use the so-called gender neutral or the family bathroom, because it's always a single toilet. This way I don't have to smell someone else's dinner from last night or wonder why that one person keeps loitering and peeking in between the door slots.