For the first time in one or two years I tried to turn on my TV, but failed. "No signal", though all the cables are connected just as they should be. I think I give up.

The only machine that I am interested in is my computer, all the other machines can go to hell as far as I am concerned. I cannot even drive a car, I don't know how to turn the car ignition key, I don't know if the brake is on the left or on the right side, and I am proud of it.

The old TVs were much better, just push the button and the TV is on.