Chesta-Cheeto

..Ridin' off on his dayum motorcycle.. you think he care bout us?

(I had always secretly hoped Chester Cheetah would one day finally come out as a girl lover. Not so sure it's ever gonna happen now.)

LAYS-Z!

I readily support the Frito-Lay boycott, as explained to me passionately by the clueless 20-something chick I know. OK, cool. I do kinda really hate Fritos tbh. They got even worse with BBQ, so I guess I'm totally onboard.

I love this dude either way tho. He breaks it all down for the masses, completely off the cuff: