Yeah, it's going to happen one day. But, I remain crime free because I don't want to have my hypothetically prospective little lover hurt by the insane society we live in.
Today, no: unless it's iron clad private (probably impossible.)
Someday: yeah. Sure. We can dream. But in my lifetime? No. I'm like you: it's past sunset already. In my children's' lifetimes? No. In my grandchildren's lifetimes? No. A hundred years? Maybe. A thousand. Probably.